Transcript of all party meeting on Jan Lokpal bill
Chair person: "प्यारे साथियों, welcome to the all party meeting on lokpal bill. सब आ गए की नहीं? भूसा भाई नहीं दिख रहे? कोई बात नहीं उनकी राय हम जानते हैं|"
Chair person: "आप सबको मालूम होगा की Shri Anna Hazare जी अनशन पर बैठे हुए हैं और कह रहे हैं की जब तक हम उनका बनाया हुआ लोकपाल बिल संसद में नहीं पारित नहीं करते वो नहीं मानेंगे| हम उनका बिल नहीं लाना चाहते यह थो आप सबको अच्छी तरह समझ आ गया होगा. अब आप सबकी राय जाननी है| "
Govt asks all parties, "Do you think we should allow people on the streets to dictate us what laws we should make"
Unanimous answer "NO. We are elected represenatives and we are supreme"
Govt: "But a man is fasting and is creating lot of public support. And media is harping ANNA is INDIA"
A safron party leader: "Of course this is all because you dint handle them correctly. You called them up, listened to them and then thrashed their ideas. And you bring up a lokpal bill which is farcical (is that the right word?)
Govt: "We thought they are just a bunch of activists who are making noise. There are so many of these all over the country. If we start taking all of them seriously we cant run the country."
Someone jokingly from the govt: "Of course we had to work hard to save our face in all the scams. Will we work on that or this stupid lokpal bill? और ऊपर से वो पाकिस्तानी foreign minister आ गयी थी| अब उनका टाइम पास भी करनी है ना| अरे कश्मीर का मामला है भाई, समझा करो ;-)"
A bong leader: "Do you seriously believe that these people making noises are really representing INDIA? I think, if we ask for the voter id cards of all of these, we will find that almost everybody has never voted for any of us."
A religious activist: "Thats true. We did a survey amongst those who voted for us. And we find that all those who supported us and will support us further in elections are not part of this agitation. They think we are intelligent. And we will work for the best of their interests. So they leave the decision to us. The message is very clear for our people'
Left wing: "We support Anna Hazare. We have nothing to lose. We are not ruling in any state. Nobody votes for us. So we will stick with these guys and see if we can gain mileage out of it. Here is our NOTE to the govt. We have already leaked this to the media."
Speaker: Ok guys lets take a last word from everybody. All those who agree say "I"
"Who agrees that parliament is supreme"
"Who agrees that Anna Hazare doesnt represent people for whom we are representatives"
"Who thinks we should ask him to end his fast?"
"अरे आप सबको अपनी नाक बचानी है ना? Media को क्या मुह दिखाओगे? अब बोलिए Who thinks we should ask Anna to end his fast?"Everybody: "I"
Speaker: "Ok there is absolute concensus that we should talk further in parliament and not to these street kids. The I's win the vote. Lets head for the iftaar party."
A white haired minister: "अरे प्रणव बाबु, कुछ खा के जाइये| उन सालों को आराम से हड़काना|"
Whatever is written above is perfectly from the imagination of the author and in light vein. Resemblance to any person and statements that what was actually said the meeting, is purely coincidental. I guess you have already guessed it. Dint you ;-)