Transcript of all party meeting on Jan Lokpal bill

Chair person: "प्यारे साथियों, welcome to the all party meeting on lokpal bill. सब आ गए की नहीं?  भूसा भाई नहीं दिख रहे? कोई बात नहीं उनकी राय हम जानते हैं|"

Chair person: "आप सबको मालूम होगा की Shri Anna Hazare जी अनशन पर बैठे हुए हैं और कह रहे हैं की जब तक हम उनका बनाया हुआ लोकपाल बिल संसद में नहीं पारित नहीं करते वो नहीं मानेंगे| हम उनका  बिल नहीं लाना चाहते यह थो आप सबको अच्छी तरह समझ आ गया होगा. अब आप सबकी राय  जाननी है| "

Govt asks all parties, "Do you think we should allow people on the streets to dictate us what laws we should make"
Unanimous answer "NO. We are elected represenatives and we are supreme"

Govt: "But a man is fasting and is creating lot of public support. And media is harping ANNA is INDIA"

A safron party leader: "Of course this is all because you dint handle them correctly. You called them up, listened to them and then thrashed their ideas. And you bring up a lokpal bill which is farcical (is that the right word?)

Govt: "We thought they are just a bunch of activists who are making noise. There are so many of these all over the country. If we start taking all of them seriously we cant run the country."

Someone jokingly from the govt: "Of course we had to work hard to save our face in all the scams. Will we work on that or this stupid lokpal bill? और  ऊपर से वो पाकिस्तानी foreign minister आ गयी थी| अब उनका टाइम पास भी करनी है ना| अरे कश्मीर का मामला है भाई, समझा करो ;-)"

A bong leader: "Do you seriously believe that these people making noises are really representing INDIA? I think, if we ask for the voter id cards of all of these, we will find that almost everybody has never voted for any of us."

A religious activist: "Thats true. We did a survey amongst those who voted for us. And we find that all those who supported us and will support us further in elections are not part of this agitation. They think we are intelligent. And we will work for the best of their interests. So they leave the decision to us. The message is very clear for our people'

Left wing: "We support Anna Hazare. We have nothing to lose. We are not ruling in any state. Nobody votes for us. So we will stick with these guys and see if we can gain mileage out of it. Here is our NOTE to the govt. We have already leaked this to the media."

Speaker: Ok guys lets take a last word from everybody. All those who agree say "I"
"Who agrees that parliament is supreme"
Everybody: "I"
"Who agrees that Anna Hazare doesnt represent people for whom we are representatives"
Everybody: "I"
"Who thinks we should ask him to end his fast?"
"अरे आप  सबको अपनी नाक बचानी है ना? Media को क्या मुह दिखाओगे? अब बोलिए Who thinks we should ask Anna to end his fast?"
Everybody: "I"
Speaker: "Ok there is absolute concensus that we should talk further in parliament and not to these street kids. The I's win the vote. Lets head for the iftaar party."

A white haired minister: "अरे प्रणव बाबु, कुछ खा के जाइये| उन सालों को आराम से हड़काना|"

Whatever is written above is perfectly from the imagination of the author and in light vein. Resemblance to any person and statements that what was actually said the meeting, is purely coincidental. I guess you have already guessed it. Dint you ;-)


Amritanshu said…
सत प्रतिसत सत्य लिखा है हमारे प्रिय नेता ये भूल गए है की वो जनता की सेवा के लिए जनता द्वारा चुने गए हैं और जनता उनसे ऊपर है न की वो
Subramanian K said…
हालांकि हम एक मजाक के रूप में इसको लें लेकिन हमें भ्रष्टाचार के खिलाफ अपनी लड़ाई के लिए अन्ना हजारे का समर्थन करना है| जो भ्रष्टाचार में गहराई से डूबे हुए इन कुटिल राजनीतिज्ञों पर कड़ी टक्कर मार देने के लिए यह सही समय है|यदि सब लोग भ्रष्टाचार के खिलाफ लड़ने के लिए एक साथ शामिल होंगे तो इन मूर्ख सांसदों को उनके वास्तविक मूल्य जानते होंगे और वे नीचे झुकते होंगे|
prassree said…
A "Anna Hazare" had brought a revolution in Singapore. Hope Indian version brings some change....
Abhishek Khanna said…
हम voting majority नहीं हैं लेकिन buying majority तो हैं. should hurt them with what we have i.e. money.

इनका पैसा हमारे पैसे से ही तो आता है. कहाँ parked है इनका पैसा (which portfolios)? कौन अम्बानी, बिरला देता है इनको cut? someone should come up with data कि इनकी कौनसी ऊँगली दबाने से इन्हें दर्द होता है.

फिर हम उस industry या money source को ब्लाक कर देंगे. mass boycott. for example, no buying any new mobile till jan lokpal is passed. or, no buying new clothes. or, new automobiles. or no shopping with big retail chains etc etc; let the revenues go down. let the master industrialist tell the slave poilitician to take the necessary action.

but first, someone needs to come up with precise data on impact on politicians as well as us (economy). though, the impact will stay only till they agree with jan lokpal bill. Or, for whatever cause such a सत्याग्रह is carried on by public (in future).

(idea started by someone else, not my own. open to hear any solution to hurt them with open mind.)

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